Tuesday, April 14, 2009

National Guava Day

Barn     Gentle blog readers, do not forget to honor the guava today. Sales of this lesser-known fruit have been particularly distressing lately. As Amos Keeto, PR man for the Wyoming Guava Association said, “Guavas are the first thing people stop buying during times of financial hardship. And boy, we are in a doozy of a recession. Not that folks bought many guavas in good times, either.”

      So do the right thing. Go out and buy a pound of guavas today. Keep America a beacon of guavan self-sufficiency. Thank you.

- Paul R. De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
visit his website at www.lordsoffun.com

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Friday, March 27, 2009

Readers’ Mail

Frisbee     Well, you readers were split on Fido’s guest post of 3/22. Many complained that “Woof! Woof!” did not reach the insightful level of political and social analysis they have come to expect from this blog. Others essentially said, “Aw, isn’t that cute!” 

     Well, I’m just as undecided as you. The decision to leave this awesome responsibility in the paws of a dog was a bit daft. How could a dog be expected to comment on current affairs, let alone analyze them in a compelling manner? On the other paw, how many dogs are able to use website software and type? I take great pride in that.

    Before I forget, sorry about no posts on 3/23 and 3/24. I was deep-sea fishing in Antarctica and forgot to line up the usual celebrity guest posts beyond that of Fido’s of 3/22. Believe me, I will be contacting Obama and Limbaugh before I leave for my next trip.

- Paul De Lancey, First Lord of Fun

visit Paul’s website at www.lordsoffun.com

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Sunday, March 22, 2009

Guest Blog

Roll Over   Woof! Woof!

- Fido, Poway’s First Dog of Fun

Fido says, “Check out Paul’s website at www.lordsoffun.com“

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