My Very Entrepeneurial Mother Just Securitized
My Very Entrepeneurial Mother Just Securitized Unicorns, Netted Profits. Remember that mnemonic device we all learned in grammar school to remember the order of the planets. Then some uppity astronomers demoted Pluto to a planetoid. Life kinda went downhill after that.
Thanks goodness Obama never heard about this when he was a kid dreaming of becoming President of The United States. People could have always told him, “Barack, be realistic. America will never elect an African-American to the Presidency. It is a matter of speculation that he always said, “Well tiny Pluto is still a planet just as good as massive Jupiter. Maybe I can amount to something. Maybe I can become President of The United States. Yes, Pluto still is. Yes, I can.”
Then Pluto lost its planethood. But Barack was already well established in his political career. But what if Pluto got demoted before he got started? Makes you think. Makes you want to reach for a frosty mug of root beer.
- Paul De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
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