Friday, June 12, 2009

My Very Entrepeneurial Mother Just Securitized

Vote Obama  My Very Entrepeneurial Mother Just Securitized Unicorns, Netted Profits. Remember that mnemonic device we all learned in grammar school to remember the order of the planets. Then some uppity astronomers demoted Pluto to a planetoid. Life kinda went downhill after that.

    Thanks goodness Obama never heard about this when he was a kid dreaming of becoming President of The United States. People could have always told him, “Barack, be realistic. America will never elect an African-American to the Presidency. It is a matter of speculation that he always said, “Well tiny Pluto is still a planet just as good as massive Jupiter. Maybe I can amount to something. Maybe I can become President of The United States. Yes, Pluto still is. Yes, I can.”

    Then Pluto lost its planethood. But Barack was already well established in his political career. But what if Pluto got demoted before he got started? Makes you think. Makes you want to reach for a frosty mug of root beer.

- Paul De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
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Saturday, April 11, 2009

Obama and Limbaugh Let Me Down

Capitol Hill Gentle blog reader. I most humbly apologize for the gap in posts between 3/29 and this one. Indeed, it is only through the use of my time machine–patent pending–that I was able to publish this post and the one on 4/12 even though they will be written on 4/13.

How did this hiatus occur? After all, my post of 3/27 clearly stated my intent of having President Barack Obama and radio host Rush Limbaugh write guest blogs in my absence. Do these luminaries not google their names? Did they not see my name come up repeatedly with theirs?

Perhaps all that is necessary is to have my name posted with theirs a few more times. Okay.

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There. President Obama and Mr. Limbaugh, I am officially and most sincerely asking you, via the Google search, to be the guest blogger on my blog site whenever I am unable to put out a blog.

All America is watching.

Thank you in advance.

- Paul De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
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