Tuesday, June 9, 2009

An Unpopular Destination?

Alligator 2  I found the following tourist destination on page 48 of my 2003 AAA Arkansas TourBook.

      ARKANSAS ALLIGATOR FARM AND PETTING ZOO

     “Augghh!”

     Snap.

     “Mommy, where’s Daddy?”

-Paul R. De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
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Sunday, June 7, 2009

A Father’s Day Destination?

No Pants Day  I found on page 47 of my 2003 Arkansas AAA TourBook the following destination. Apparently, in Fort Smith, AK you can visit and I quote

     “MISS LAURA’S VISITORS CENTER

     “2 N. B St., was a turn-of-the-20th-century brothel, which eventually became one of the most celebrated bordellos in the Southwest. Laura Ziegler owned the establishment, which now is furnished in period. Transoms show the names of girls who worked here. Allow 30 minutes minimum. Guide 30-minute tours of the house are offered as necessary.”

     30-minutes tours offered as necessary. Hmm. What if only three minutes are necessary? Is this one-of-those interactive museums? One of those hands-on experiences?

     “Honey, why don’t you take the kids to the FORT SMITH ART CENTER? I might want to visit this place a few times.”

    “Go right ahead, dear. Tuesday, we’re going to a place I just know you’re going to like.”

- Paul De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
Visit his website at www.lordsoffun.com

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