I’d appreciate suggestions for the title of my new novel.
I just finished the rough draft. Here’s the idea. Salah and Nar are terrorists who sell Tupperware. Sam Mollusk is a spreadsheeter who makes the world better by offing annoying people. Can they stop Al Qaeda from blowing up the Alaska Pipeline and Santa Claus from nuking the naughty people of the world?
- Paul De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
Please visit my non-violent website at www.lordsoffun.com
No, they are not Al Qaeda or the Taliban. They are the people who invented, perfected, and marketed the modern, perpetually self-jamming printer that resists all attempts to fix it.
Unless, of course, you belong to Al Qaeda or the Taliban AND you invented the printer.
- Paul De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
Please visit his website at www.lordsoffun.com
Terrorism is all hell. Just try taking your four-ounce tube of toothpaste through security at an airport. The TSA won’t let you. They think you might be Al Qaeda trying to blow something up with it.
Now we cannot take toothpaste with us on trips. We if must go on a long trip? For two weeks or more? We will all get cavities. To rid ourselves of cavities we will all to visit a dentist. I for one, fear dentists more than anybody no matter how well armed or fanatical.
I hate you terrorists for this.
- Paul De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
Visit his website at www.lordsoffun.com
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