Lords of Fun

Dear loyal readers, I am applying for Lou Dobb’s job on CNN. My credentials: a Ph.D. in Economics, two humorous novels, a “Best of the Blogosphere” award, winner of the fifth-grade  speech contest, and I still found time to raise four fish and a crab in my cyber aquarium. Please tell CNN that what you want above all else in the world is for me to fill his vacated position.

- Paul De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
Please visit my website for further credentials at www.lordsoffun.com