TARP For Paul
True scenario. American Express double bills me so that checks bounce at BofA. BofA charges me $35 per check and another $35 for not fixing my checking account within five days. I get that notice on the sixth day. BofA is deemed too big to fail and gets billions in TARP. I lose in the stock market in 2008 and get nothing. Outraged, I e-mail President Obama and my state senator and representative. The fees get rescinded. Coincidence?
I’d like some TARP billions, too. I’m too big to fail at my home.
- Paul De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
Please visit his website at www.lordsoffun.com
