I Will Not Become An Old Woman
I took a test in a magazine to see if I would live to be 100. I consistently gave the wrong answer. Then I got stumped by the following question, “When did you have menopause?” More questions of that ilk followed. Guess I am not destined to be an old lady.
- Paul De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
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