My Wife Thinks I’m Weird
On my trip to Boston, I noticed a sign saying “diaria” with times below it. I called my wife back in California to say that people were advertising the regularity of today’s loose movements. She said “Oh, Paul” and went on to explain that “diaria” meant “daily” in Spanish. I said if they had diarrhea every day, then it was no wonder Spain didn’t have a permanent seat on the Security Council. For some reason my wife again said, “Oh, Paul,” and added quite gratiutously that I was “weird.”
- Paul De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
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