Lords of Fun

I took a package of Taco Bell taco shells from the pantry and opened it. To my culinary disquiet, I discovered hundreds and thousands of dead ants trapped inside the inner package. There were so many dead ants around the taco shells it was as if someone had poured pepper inside.

So, we switched to tortillas. But the fact remained, that box and package of Taco Bell hard shell tacos had lured more ants to ant Valhalla than any overt ant-killing product. Well done, Taco Bell.

- Paul De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
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