Poetry Day - Orange Juice
Oh orange juice! Oh orange juice!
Invented in Scotland by Robert Bruce
The man who killed a moose
On the loose in a sluice.
Oh orange juice! Oh orange juice!
You are full of good vitamins
But not of brain-hurting tin
You keep us from the ways of sin.
Oh orange juice! Oh orange juice!
You are oh so drinkabuce
Not like that icky tomato juice.
I’ll give that stuff to Robert Bruce.
- Paul De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
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