Lords of Fun

“Bite me! Bite me!”
Said the habañero sausage.
“No, I won’t. I won’t:”
Said the fair, young maiden.

“You will! You will!”
Said the habañero sausage.
“Okay. Okay,”
Said the fair, young maiden.

And she did. She did.
And her breath became fiery hot.
As she munched her way through the woods.
To grandmother’s house.

“Give me your basket,”
Said the big, bad wolf.
Little Red Riding Hood
Just killed him with her fiery, hot breath.

- Paul De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
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