New Support Group
Albania announced today of the world’s first support group for soda drinkers. Why Albania? Why not? Anyway, Alexandre Hoxha, says, “Sodas are bad for your teeth, your brain, your stomach, make you fat, and make you vastly more inclined to commit murder.”
Farine du Ble, a French woman visiting the scintillating Albanian capital of Tirane, finally said, “I visited Freud’s house in Vienna and I’m reasonably sure he would have agreed with only four of Hoxha’s five assertions.”
- Paul De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
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