Bee Very Afraid
Is it the end of the world? Once again, ants are trekking into my freezer to commit mass suicide. Is it related to the massive tiny-moth invasion? Last a whole flock?, pod?, pride?, of tiny moths flew through our opened front door. I killed about eighty of them. They make a squishy, gray mark on the wall.
Even more worrisome is the high percentage of the moths that entered my orderly and decent home to mate. I assure you all that I never countenance mass orgies in my homestead, whether by humans or insects.
Are the ants committing suicide because they sense the moths are about to take over the world and they know what that means? Armageddon? Well, if I stop sending posts it’ll mean the beginning of the end of humanity.
- Paul De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
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