Cavities, The True Cost of Terrorism
Terrorism is all hell. Just try taking your four-ounce tube of toothpaste through security at an airport. The TSA won’t let you. They think you might be Al Qaeda trying to blow something up with it.
Now we cannot take toothpaste with us on trips. We if must go on a long trip? For two weeks or more? We will all get cavities. To rid ourselves of cavities we will all to visit a dentist. I for one, fear dentists more than anybody no matter how well armed or fanatical.
I hate you terrorists for this.
- Paul De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
Visit his website at www.lordsoffun.com
