Friday, June 26, 2009

Useless Hewlett Packard Printer

Bash The Techy Sorry, gentle readers but today’s blog has a bit more of an edge to it than usual. But is there anything more infuriating than a Hewlett Packard printer? And now a series of useless, whining questions.

1) How many thousands of hours did it take HP’s developers to produce a printer that jams more often than it works?

2) Is more expensive ink used to print out that test page after a jam than for legitimate printing?

3) Why is it PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to get a desired page printed after a jam without rebooting the computer?

4) Could President Obama rotate some of our brave soldiers out of Afghanistan and replace them with the people who make computer printers? Just asking.

- Paul De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
visit his website at www.lordsoffun.com

Posted by Paul De Lancey in 15:56:09
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