Solving Afghanistan- Part 1
Men have been fighting men in Afghanistan for thousands of years. Often it has been Afghans against Afghans. Sometimes the land has seen Macedonians, Mongols, Iranians, British, Russians, and Americans try to assert their rules. No group has succeeded.Why? Every group has failed due to lack of numbers or a lack of will. There is, however, a group of Afghans strong in numbers and has never fielded a force. Who are they?
The women of Afghanistan. They surely have several strong points of disagreement with the Taliban. We should arm every women in Afghanistan with an AK-47 and let them at the Taliban. I believe those women overwhelm the Taliban with numbers and fury.
Victory over the Taliban would come in a matter of days. But what about the peace that would follow? Remember what happen when we helped the Afghans oust the Soviet invaders? The Taliban took over.
Well, the Taliban consolidated their power because we American men because we are not used to dealing with armed, Afghan extremists. Few of us have had no such neighbors. I haven’t. But we all know of strong willed women. Many of us live with them. Many of them belong to the NRA, so they know their guns and political power. All this experience will make dealing with the newly, armed female government of Afghanistan a breeze.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I going to work on my speech for the Nobel Peace Prize which, no doubt, is in my near future.
- Paul De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
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It’s Afghans not Afghanis, you numbskull