Sounding Off
How come we have never heard any American president fart at a press conference? True, the percentage of one’s day devoted to tooting is rather small. However, by now our august leaders have logged tens of thousands of press conferences without a single toot. How many of us have even gone ten hours without letting it rip?
So how do they do it? Do they take Beano every morning? What about the presidents that talked to the press before Beano? Has every president given up beans and eggs?
I’m more than a bit worried. Tooting is a normal bodily function. Non-tooting belongs to the realm of pod-people. Have all our presidents been pod people placed here by aliens from outer space trying to take over America? It would explain a lot of things, particularly the last eight years.
Have the aliens already installed a pod-Obama? I think we should all sleep with one eye open.
- Paul R. De Lancey, First Lord of Fun
visit Paul’s website at www.lordsoffun.com
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